Luminet Black Hole Heavyweight Tee

$36.00

A wearable gravity well for people who have stared into a black hole and somehow kept their shirts wrinkle-free. Visit the simulation at spacesim.co.

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Mission briefing

  • A black hole as Jean-Pierre Luminet rendered it in 1979—calculated by hand, decades before the first image. Wear it as evidence that some things are cooler than light.

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.